We're Lost, But We're Making Good Time.

If There's One Pitch You Keep Swinging At And Keep Missing, Stop Swinging At It.

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

It Ain't Over 'til It's Over.

I Usually Take A Two-hour Nap From One To Four.

If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out To The Ballpark, No One Can Stop ‘em.