It Ain't The Heat, It's The Humility.

I Don't Like Seeing Myself On Television. I Don't Like It.

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.