What The Hell Is Wrong With Him

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

I'd Say He's Done More Than That.

Congratulstions On Breaking My Record. I Always Thought The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.