I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.

It Ain't The Heat, It's The Humility.

It Was Impossible To Get A Conversation Going, Everybody Was Talking Too Much.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.