I Had A Career Before The Stern

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.