I Have Been In A Lot Of

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

It's Good To Be Alive.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.