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When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.