Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?