Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.