Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.