I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.