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When You Did Impressions On 'madtv,' The Producers Gave You A Walkman That Played Huge Sections Of Whatever Movie Was Being Parodied, With Your Character's Catchphrases Recorded On A Loop. You'd Wear This Thing Around During Rehearsals And For A Week Listen To The Voice You Had To Impersonate Over And Over Again. It Drove All Of Us Crazy.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.