Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.