It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.