I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.