I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

I Like Gambling On Stuff That You Don't Know Anything About. That's When It's Exciting.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.