I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.