I Am Not The Easiest Guy To

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.