I Am Not The Easiest Guy To

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Richard Lewis Has This Incredible Ability To Look Like He's Just... You Know It's An Act That's Been Honed. What You Have To Do In Standup Is Create Spontaneity, Somehow; Even Though You've Done This Act A Million Times, You Gotta Look Like You're Almost Just Thinking Of It Now, To Make It Entertainer.