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I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.
-Patton Oswalt
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I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me,
Patton Oswalt
I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.
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