90% Of Every Art Form Is Garbage

There Is A Part Of My Generation That Is Not On Social Media Because They Have Happy Lives And They're Not Trying To Connect With Anybody. And There Are Other People Who Are On Social Media Because They Need To Connect.

As You Get Older, As A Comedian, And Keep Doing It, What You Actually Start To Cherish On Stage Is Not The Build-up To The Jokes, But How Comfortable You Can Be In The Silence And The Non-laughing Parts, And How Long You Can Take The Audience Without A Laugh To Then Get A Huge Reaction.

Based On My Own Experience, When You're Going Through Adolescence You Don't Know How The World Works. You Can't Set A Story In The World You Live In Because You Don't Know What A Utility Bill Is, Or How To Budget Your Paycheck.

Lot Of Ugly Funny Dudes End Up With Some Pretty Gorgeous Women. Women Are Much Deeper Than Us In Choosing A Mate - They See In The Long Term.

With Acting, You See Some Of The Kids Are Literally Just Off The Street, Untrained, And They Are Great. And Others Are Off The Street, Untrained, And Kind Of Horrible.