I Had A Survey Done On My

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I Don't Think It's Any Coincidence That I Lost My Religious Faith And 'manned Up' In The Same Year. I Was Described Somewhere As A Lapsed Catholic, Which Is Funny Because I'm Not Going Back! I Want To Achieve Things Rather Than Live Life In An Animalistic Way.