My Father Always Used To Say, "what

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Rohypnol

British Scientists Have Demonstrated That Cigarettes Can Harm Your Children. Fair Enough. Use An Ashtray!