My Father Always Used To Say, "what

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.