I May Be Middle Class, But I'm

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.