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If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And I'm No Different. Anyone With The Audacity To Want To Be Listened To For An Hour And A Half Must Be.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."