If We're All God's Children, What's So

Swimming Is Good For You, Especially If You're Drowning. Not Only Do You Get A Cardiovascular Workout But Also You Don't Die.

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."

All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And I'm No Different. Anyone With The Audacity To Want To Be Listened To For An Hour And A Half Must Be.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.