I'm Obsessed With Tv. How Wrong Our

I Think Being Successful In Comedy Is Being Funny And Making Jokes - Anything Beyond That Is The Icing On The Cake.

I Did A Gig In The U.s. Once For The Homeless. I Said 'it's Nice To See So Many Bums On Seats.'

I Think The Idea That Death Is Not The End, That Your Dog's Just Gone To Live On The Farm, Is Limiting. Thoughts Like That Prevent You From Making The Most Of The Time That You Have.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.