I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

Viagra Has Instructions: 'keep Away From Children' - What Kind Of Man Do You Think I Am?

The Reason Old Man Use Viagra Is Not That They Are Impotent. It's That Old Women Are So Very Ugly.

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.