I Think They Got It Wrong With

Saying That You Don't Believe In Magic But Do Believe In God Is A Bit Like Saying You Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Except Labradors.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.