It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

My Mum Told Me The Best Time To Ask My Dad For Anything Was During Sex. Not The Best Advice I'd Ever Been Given. I Burst In Through The Bedroom Door Saying "can I Have A New Bike?". He Was Very Upset. His Secretary Was Surprisingly Nice About It. I Got The Bike.