I'm Not Worried About The Third World

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

Yes, I Have This Crazy Honk Of A Laugh.