I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked

I Hated High School. I Didn't Have Any Friends Because I Didn't Fit In.

When You Realize You're Alive, You Can Live Life!

A Guy Friend And I Went To California Pizza Kitchen, And A Group Of Pretty Girls Came Over To Us And Said, 'you Guys Are Gay, Right?

I Have A Necklace Around My Neck That My Lady Gave Me, So I Try Never To Leave Home Without That.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!