I Had Some Surgery On My Feet,

By The Time You Get Close To The Answers, It's Nearly All Over.

Heaven Knows That Alcohol Is The Worst Thing In The World, But It's Debatable Whether Cocaine Is Worse Than Caffeine Or Whether It's The Same Thing And They Just Changed The Name.

Despite Of All My Sunday Learnin', Toward The Bad I Kept Turning.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

There's One Thing I Never Did Do, And That Was Stink.