I Have A Healthy Cynicism, But Not

You're My Favorite Mistake

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.

I Have A Face I Cannot Show, I Make The Rules Up As I Go.

There Ain't Nothing Like Regret To Remind You're Alive.

We Used To Sing Along To Judy Garland And Ella Fitzgerald Records Together. She Had The Most Amazing Voice ... She's Always Encouraged Me, And She's Still That Person Who, When Things Look Dire, Lifts Me Up And Reminds Me Of Who I Am And That We All Have A Capacity For Greatness.