I Have A Very Low Level Of

I Quite Fancy The 1940s. I Like The Trams And The Trousers.

Don't You Dare Use Party As A Verb In My Shop

I Thought The Office Was Good, Though I Didn't Think Of It As A Sitcom, Just As A Very Good Programme.

All The Shy People Are Doomed! Natural Selection Favors The Loud And The Aggressive

I Can't Swim. I Can't Drive, Either. I Was Going To Learn To Drive But Then I Thought, Well, What If I Crash Into A Lake?