I Have Always Put My Own Money

Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could Only Get Aids By Giving Money To Television Preachers?

Have You Noticed That If You Leave The Laundry In The Hamper Long Enough, It's Ready To Wear Again?

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

The Thing About Breaking Up When You Get Older, You Just Don't Have The Steam Anymore. "oh, That's It. I Can't Start Shaving My Legs Above The Knee Again."

I Don't Categorize Myself. I Don't Think I'm Perceived As A Female Act By My Audience. My Fans Include Just As Many Men As Women.