I Have As Much Privacy As A

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir Presumptive.

I'm No Angel, But I'm No Bo-beep Either.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.