I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening,

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.