I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening,

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.