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Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth Vanity.

Mules And Human Jackasses Are Proverbially Stubborn.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

Nature's Bank-dividends.