I Have Never Seen A Situation So

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.