I Have Such Poor Vision I Can

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell