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I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.