I Sold My House This Week. I

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"