I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In A Drama Because It Balances Each Other Out.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.