List Of Cab Drivers Quotes

You Know, Before I Would Think, My Cab Driver Hates Me. Now I Think My Limo Driver Hates Me.

The Postman Wants An Autograph. The Cab Driver Wants A Picture. The Waitress Wants A Handshake. Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

Sometimes I Get Frustrated In Traffic. I Typically Start Going Deep With My Cab Driver And Twitter Feed - Simultaneously - To Take My Mind Off The Gridlock. I Enjoy Live-tweeting My Cab Rides.

Well, Death Says, As He Walks By, I'm Going To Get You Anyhow No Matter What You've Been: Writer, Cab-driver, Pimp, Butcher, Sky-diver, I'm Going To Get You