I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.