Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.