Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.