I Have To Teach Myself. I Kind

I Now Know How To Walk Around Properly In My Undies. People Would Keep Telling Me To Push My Tits Out! I Also Now Know How To Use A Whip On People Without Causing Bruising.

The Whole Size Zero Debate Is Disgusting. My Sister, Who's 13, Looks Amazing - But She's Already Worried About Her Figure.

No One Had Much Faith In Me Because I Was So Young. They Imagined A Little Brat With A Flash-in-the-pan Single. It Was Inevitable... Thankfully, I Proved People Wrong.

Steve Coogan Does Something For Me. He Is So Naughty, But I Quite Fancy Him.

I Am Thinking About Those Things Now. More So Than All My Friends - They're A Lot Older Than Me, But They're Not Even Thinking About Babies.