I Have Too Much Money Invested In

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.