I Have Two Acting Styles: With And

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.