Maybe Love Is Like Luck. You Have

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

The People Who Can Do You The Most Damage Are The Ones Who Are Closest To You.