I Have Very Old-fashioned Tastes.

Earlier This Year I Had My Hair Feng-shuied.

I've Always Gotten Along Best With Artists.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

The More Flesh You Show, The Higher Up The Ladder You Go.

Since I Got A Divorce, I Have Been Dating Younger Guys. But It's Just Because They're The Ones That Ask Me Out.