I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

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The Only Grounds For Divorce In California Are Marriage.