I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted

I'm Insecure About Everything, Because I'm Never Going To Look In The Mirror And See This Blond, Blue-eyed Girl. That Is My Idea Of What I'd Like To Look Like.

I Went Through Absolute Stress And Mayhem. I Couldn't Go Out, Because People Were Constantly On My Back All The Time.

I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't Wear Me.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.