I Haven't Gone To College Yet And

It Is Tough To Say What Has Influenced Me The Most Because I Know That Mozart Makes Me Think Better, But You Cannot Beat Dave Matthews For Feeling Good!

Have You Noticed How Most Directors Are Either Bald Or Grey-haired?

Well, I Never Got To Meet Jack Nicholson.

You Never Get Every Job You Want.

I Technically Have Two Last Names, Which Is A Lot Of Fun When You're Making Airline Reservations.