I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because

I Like Refried Beans. That's Why I Wanna Try Fried Beans, Because Maybe They're Just As Good And We're Just Wasting Time. You Don't Have To Fry Them Again After All.

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

I Had My Palm Read. I Wrote Something On It First To See If She Would Read That Too.

Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of Dr. Pepper. Dude Didn't Even Get His Degree.